THE PIG @ TOA PAYOH

it shows how thoughtless and ..sighs. there are a million better names out there right? who wants to purchase an apartment called THE PIG?

PIG. thats what most of the will be saying. have to articulate ar! let me hear the 'k'! PEAKKKK.

apartment prices falling..my cousins' house which i stayed in for half a year is difficult to sell.
sengkang-compassvale block 201D, 15th storey..anyone?? 5-room de..i wouldnt want to sell if i were them because of the size. BUT i have millions of other reasons to make me not like that sengkang district.

moving and selling homes is such a sad thing. sobs sobs. i mean it.

been to tampines one last saturday not knowing where its located beforehand.
chey! i was wondering how a building can be so quickly erected without me knowing. am extremely fazed by the absurdity of the queues. of what? Uniqlo and Pufuku. come on. clothes. street-wear (from what i can see). the designs are nothing near amazing and certainly doesnt appeal to me. there are millions of tiny boutiques with much better looking apparel. singaporeans have nothing better to do (quoted from the interviews over news: "'cause i'm free so queue lor! *laughs")

-rolls eyes

crowds attract crowds (esp those v free ppl who go gaga over first-in-sg 'worshipped' brands and go wow its jap!) i care no less

had it been 3 sundays? that i'd accidentally caught S FACTOR.
watched the whole of the first episode deliberately because my sis was watching.
theres the 'disgrace themselves and singaporean girls' chapter during the audition part. HOW FUCKING DISGRACEFUL. its beyond description. i was gaping in horror the whole time, truth be told. and also swearing at the girl who was gawking at the judges OEI are you mute? the programmers are also mean to play the cricket/cicada (i dunno which) soundeffect for her

then they play childish games in their bikinis. and sashaying for the guys. then making up pathetic strategies and catfighting/snatching judges. and the games are all judged by the guys' standards. and what shit is there in guys' brains? this show is captivating for its sad humour. the girls simply exude no mirco-ounce of elegance or intelligence.

for the guys, they just enjoy the show of bikini-clad figures. boobs shaking violently and cream all over their slender frames. other than that, mock their stupidity (oh guys so love women not smarter than them. doesnt know how to use simple science apparatus much less read the super chimology-filled periodic table. gags), their ugly faces when they bitch openly, laugh for no good reason (really looks idiotic), and enjoy the very very unpleasant singlish accent. PLEASE PRONOUNCE THE '-th' for goodness' sake!

i for one bloody hate singlish. please speak without the chinese accent and funny intonations!
high-pitched british accents of females who also speak slowly(like teachers or smth) makes me wanna give a violent slap across the mouth. oh, bian tai.

S FACTOR. yea right! to prove that im smarter than them even by a little *drumroll*
S is for:

SHALLOW
STUPID
SLUTTY
SHAMELESS
SKIN-DEEP
SHREW
SLEAZY
SIMPLETON
SHOWER
SECOND-CLASS
SCURRILOUS
SCUM
SCORNFUL
SHITTY
SCHMUCK
SARDONIC
SARCASTIC
SICK
SAMEY
SAD LITTLE THINGS THEY ARE!
SABOTEUR
SILLY
SIAO CHA BOR =D
SLOPPY (CANT DRESS UP OTHER THAN PUTTING ON BIKINIS.OH HOW COMPLEX THEIR BRAINS ARE)
NOT EVEN A SCINTILLA OF INTELLIGENCE (DEBATE? HUH. WHAT'S THAT?)

they should all just keep their mouths shut and stop their brains from functioning SO that ppl will THINK that theyre beautiful. i cry for singaporeans and linguists alike.